Mariah Feeling Good!!!

This is from an award show that she received an award and had a little too much to drink!! She looked and sounded like Whitney Houston when she gave the infamous quote “Bobby Brown is the king of R & B”. I wonder if Nick was backstage thinking it’s going to be a good night

Sandra Bullock as a Chola

George Lopez is a fool.  In one of his recent shows, he gives Sandra Bullock a “Chola” make-over.  This will have you laughing sooooooo hard.  Enjoy.

Comic in the Pokey

Come on Katt…really, arrested for burglary.

 

 Just so we don’t forget, here’s the funny man in action.

Need a Suit, just KID’n

What happens when your career hits the skids?  You do Suit Commercials!!!!

Don’t Get Jumped with Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart is one funny guy, remember him from 40 Year Old Virgin.  Take a look but this comedy sketch is for the 18 and over crowd and not for sensitive ears.

The Drunk And The Cop

Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

Bears and Motels

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”

The woman says, “You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf.”

Step Brothers….Roll You Up in a Little Ball

One of the funniest scenes ever.  Please buy Step Brothers…hilarious. 

Comedy Today

Welcome to the first posting of COMEDY TODAY.  We will bring you a few minutes of humor to make your day more enjoyable.  Let us know what works for you and what doesn’t.

Enjoy and Laugh.