Need a Suit, just KID’n

What happens when your career hits the skids?  You do Suit Commercials!!!!

Yo President, What Do You Think?

So President Obama was caught calling Kanye a “jack-ass.”  Do you think the President should be able to voice his opinions? Or should he just remain quietly neutral?

I think the President has the right to voice his opinions….but, be ready to defend them….cause unlike the rest of us…the entire world will be listening.

BLAME IT ON THE COACH

Most athletes are trying their best to make the team, so they push themselve a little harder. Coaches have certain workouts they give to the student athlete once trying out for the team. Kids get physicals and are told by their Dr. he/she is in good shape.

My question is, how do you blame a coach for a child death if he/she has done the same workout regiment every year? Holla at your boy!!

To Hell with Castration when there’s Krazy Glue

Watch out all cheating husbands, lovers, and boyfriends……women are getting ganster.  A wife and three other women discovered that they were all having relations with the same man.  What did the women do?….They lured him into a motel room, tied him to a bed and glued his penis to his stomach.  WOW!!!  Glued his penis to his stomach.  Betcha Krazy Glue never thought about this as a marketing campaign.

Michael Vick Should Run For President of the United States

Someone, please explain to me why parents are up in arms that President Obama is speaking to school kids?  Something tells me that President Obama is not going to discuss the economy or healthcare with kids!  Even if you do not believe in his political views, is he not a great role model for kids?  Doesn’t he show that by working hard you can achieve almost any goal?

For such a “developed” country, Americans are the most narrowed minded people of this world.  No one made a stink when Michael Vick spoke to school children today.  It’s a shame that Americans prefer a convicted football player to speak to their kids than the President of the United States.  That’s right, I said it.

Step Brothers….Roll You Up in a Little Ball

One of the funniest scenes ever.  Please buy Step Brothers…hilarious. 

Blaming Yourself for Other’s Action

When we are in a relationship you have ups and downs. Perhaps you are dealing with a person cheating on you, domestic violence, or just not showing any type of love to you. I can’t judge why you decide to hang in there. Maybe it’s financial or the thought of being alone. Nonetheless, why do people make excuses for the pain their boyfriend/girlfriend or even spouse do to them? Holla at your boy!

Comedy Today

Welcome to the first posting of COMEDY TODAY.  We will bring you a few minutes of humor to make your day more enjoyable.  Let us know what works for you and what doesn’t.

Enjoy and Laugh.

Niggapalooza Does It Again

I got hit 3 times tonight. Not by all of the giant bodyguard negroes that were there, no blonde, 6′0 tall, cheery white boys skipping down the aisles cups filled with beer a’plenty, thrilled beyond belief to be at the “Young Money Presents: America’s Most Wanted Music Festival”. MTV, Rollingstone and Spin covered tonight. Ticket counts are unbelievable. Rows and rows of happy go lucky Wayne Concert goers.

It looked like people were having a great time. We put a good show together. I was stressed but I suppose not as much as I have been before. I flushed it all out over the weekend. It’s not over yet, but it should be getting smoother. Tomorrow is a day off and I have to spend the whole day finishing Peas stuff. I should try to get a good nights sleep.OH YEAH, I had to go to the dentist today. So I get my crown covered, and get 2 teeth filled. Took me 3 shots to get numb. Retarded. I was annoyed, but entertained by the hot George Hamilton dentist who slightly peeved me out. I had no where to go but to listen to his advances which were so forward, I could have thrown up. But he could have been slightly cute and great to hang with had he not been so forward. I mean damn. I know my skin is chocolatey smooth but S%^T. Stop rubbing on me. Wowzers.I must nap now. I have to break news.

Kids Gone Wild!

With all this technology in the world today, we have to be cautious of what we allow our children to see. The computer can really be a sneaky tool for our kids. They get on Myspace, Facebook, and even YouTube acting like they are just looking at there friends page or watching a funny video. Question, should we allow our children to access to these sort of websites? Especially with all the crazy post, wild pictures, and even chester the molester on! Holla at your boy!

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